Cheese ball whimsy for my lovely secretary’s birthday
Once upon a time, on a giant planet lived a population of giants.
One of the giants was eating cheese balls while watching TV one night. The news presenter was reporting a story on irresponsible snack manufacturers leaving residual micro-oven robots in their packaged food. The giant looked down at the cheese ball he was about to put in his mouth and indeed saw a micro-oven robot on it. Outraged, the giant flicked the cheese ball so hard that it shot out of his window and into outer space.
With its residual velocity, the cheese ball flew across a few galaxies, bumped into the occasional asteroids and finally fell into orbit around a little blue green planet.
Later on, a man and his dog went on this cheese ball and met the micro-oven robot, but that is a different story.
