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Transport-born short whimsies

November 20, 2010
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1.
Once upon a time there was a tiny Indian restaurant.

One day, a tiny curry told the tiny chef that it cannot stand not having any tiny papadum to go with it.

"Shudup," the tiny chef replied and gave the tiny curry a piece of crisp.

2.

Tin is a tin of tuna. He doesn’t like his name, so he goes to a naming place to get a name-over. Naming Guru tells Tin that he needed a more positive tone to his name. So Tin changes his name to Can.

Now Can is a can of tuna. But he still doesn’t like his name, so he goes to the naming place to get another name-over. Naming Guru tells Can that maybe what he really needed was a more feminine tone to his name. So Can changed his name to Tina. (Processed food doesn’t have gender, we can now refer to Tina as a "she", if you’d prefer.)

Now Tina is a tin of tuna.

And she is happy.

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