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問鳥

January 28, 2011
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公司位於堅尼地城海旁,不時會看見水鳥在碼頭歇息。今日和同事又遇見一隻白鳥在苦苦的等下一班船。

「隻雀條頸好長。」我實在有很強的觀察力。
「係呀,呢種雀近排我喺長洲見過好多。」
「你知道佢哋叫咩名?」
「就係唔知。唔知係唔係『鷺』呢?」
「你係唔係鷺呀?」

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Ricecookerwhy permalink
    January 28, 2011 1:33 pm

    「係。因為我都趕下班船。唔知佢可唔可以俾我撘先呢?」
    「防止賄賂條鷺。」

    • Miah permalink*
      January 28, 2011 5:54 pm

      Wow, reading your comment made me smile! How did you notice my post?

    • Miah permalink*
      January 29, 2011 7:42 pm

      Brother suggests we extend the story section by section, each ending on a pun… I am not sure whether I am supposed to play on the same word, let’s try:

      說罷,船夫把鷺鳥輕輕提起放到船艙。船首坐著一老者似乎不懷好意地打量著鷺鳥,鷺鳥隱約聽到船夫在老者耳邊輕聲說:「足三斤。」

      鷺鳥心知不妙,隨手拿起桌上半個大包一嗅,立時出了一身冷汗。

      船夫知道事情已敗露,暗叫一聲:「弊!鷺鳥餡!」

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